Jake 's definitions

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).

The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).

by Jake February 23, 2004

BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities

She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her

by Jake February 25, 2004

tweak

to make a fine adjustment

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004