JOE's definitions

donut shop

A record store. Coined by De La Soul off their second album "De La Soul Is Dead".

"I went to the donut shop and bought a bunch of 45's."

by Joe November 24, 2009

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

by Joe May 27, 2006

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

fo shizzle my puerto rizzle

I wholeheartly concur, my Puerto Rican friend.
Dervied from fo shizzle my nizzle.

There's a lack of decent FTP clients for Linux!
Fo shizzle my puerto rizzle!

by Joe June 18, 2006

ROFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

Person 1: I Have crabs
Person 2:ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

by Joe June 19, 2006

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006