J D's definitions

schoost

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting

while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room

by J D August 27, 2005

bedpost

a post of a bed

close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost

by j d October 13, 2003

knob cheese

Bob Bain, plain and simple

Have you ever met Bobby "knob cheese" Bain?

by J D May 9, 2003

Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.

That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!

by J D May 9, 2003

jam eater/s

Do perform oral sex on a woman who's blobbing

What you muffed her? So you're a bit of a jam eater are you?

by J D May 9, 2003

stus wang

To over estimate the size of something

Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!

by J D May 9, 2003

Girls Blouse

A scotsman who live in Dorchester

That Scotty is not only a munter, but a big gil's blouse to boot.

by J D May 9, 2003