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The Midnight Doggie

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
by Indy Sparkplug May 1, 2010
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Nanogasm

The most minimal of orgasms; barely registering as an orgasm. Condition typically caused by an inept sex partner.
My boyfriend says he's ready for some loving tonight. Given his lack of skills, I'll be lucky to even have a nanogasm.
by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010
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Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010
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Bunny Burner

A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.
I want to break-up with my girlfriend, but she's psycho, a real bunny burner. Who knows what she would do to me?
by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010
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Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.
The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!
by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010
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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010
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Sib Sab

Taken from the words sibling and sabatical; occurs when two siblings take a break from communicating with each other because of too much time spent together or because typical sibling turmoil is wearing them out.
I'm so tired of my sister's whining and complaining about all of her personal issues. I love her, but we seriously need a sib sab for a few weeks.
by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
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