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(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021
Get the Hot Donald Trump mug.Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
Get the Kansas City Sizzle mug.A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
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Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023
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Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
Get the Ass hoist mug.Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.
We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.
by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022
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Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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