Henry's definitions

Black Elvis

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

by Henry September 21, 2005

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005

Event-Horizon

Means a great movie and a great Medal of Honor player.
Comes from the name of the MOHAA player Event-Horizon (=UKS=, -UR-, and counting)
Could be shortened to Event, Venty, Hozza, etc.

Woah, he plays like Event!
What an Event-Horizon!
He just did an Event-Horizon

by Henry April 21, 2005

plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo

A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover

by Henry May 2, 2005

don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Gangsta-mofo movie about foteys and shiat.

I'm black. Here are some more words because I am black.

by Henry September 28, 2004

canine

In S&M it's a practice in which the slave behaves as a dog: i.e. wears a collar and leash, eats and drinks from a bowl, crawls around on all fours, spends time in a kennel, etc. Woof!

Master Bruno and and his boy, Henry, were into K9.

by Henry March 10, 2005

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005