Greg from The Committee's definitions

Frompkin

Where you get a blowjob while she's taking a shit. This is the alternative to a Blumpkin.

The smell doesn't bother me, if I am getting a Frompkin, if not I'll wait to come in there.

by Greg from The Committee December 2, 2016

Ampanadas

To go down on a female Amputee's

Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way

by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016

Tug Boat

Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.

Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.

by Greg from The Committee May 30, 2017

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Cabbage Veins

The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.

Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.

by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022