Geoff AF's definitions

dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.

Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.

by Geoff AF May 15, 2009

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

attachments

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.

(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"

by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

white trash tornado

Female white trash that is so abrasive and aggressive that they are impossible to be around.

Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."

Vicki: "Why?"

Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"

by Geoff AF May 11, 2010