General Spoon's definitions

Omnidextrus

Able to use any hand, any place, any time.

Like ambidextrus, but better.

You see that? I can do that because I am Omnidextrus

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Fucktard

A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.

"You are such a Fucktard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Face

An arbitary term used in answer to many questions or requests. A word that can be used, often randomly in any situation.

"whats that new game like?"
"Your Face"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Retake

1. A term used to describe someone who has given up on their current year in school and plans to retake it.
2. A person who gave up last year and is in classes with people a year younger, having dropped back.

"whos that older kid in the room?"
"Thats the retake"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Gay baby

Used to describe an arkward silence in conversation.

"Every Arkward silence, A gay baby is born" is how the saying supposedly goes.

"ooo, a gay baby was just born"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008