Gaysofthunder69's definitions

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.

Love The Neighbor as Yourself

by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

Penitentiary term. When you push yo’ dick between yo’ legs and yo’ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.

Cellie: Oh Lawd!

Me: Peek-a-Boo!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2020

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Nipsicles

When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.

Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.

Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020