GUESS's definitions

ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

B: I really dont care

by guess December 22, 2004

drama

Harwich, a town on Cape Cod, MA.

Yeah Harwich..That WICKED small, over-dramatic town on The Cape with all those stuck up bitches.

by Guess December 29, 2004

snaggle-puss

n. when you insert your penis...into the vagina...and you get a sensation of teeth on your penis....that is a a snaggle-puss...you know what I'm talking about don't you????

yo mama....probably his mama too...oh and you're girlfriend are snaggle-pusses

by guess January 10, 2005

gnat butter

n. that yellow ooze at the end of a dog's dick, often surrounded by gnats

Dude, your dog just licked off his gnat butter.

by guess January 12, 2005

Fitzy

A total wanker ... simple as

Ur a total fitzy coz u tried to shag my mum and she rejected ya

by Guess January 31, 2005

gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.

The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it

by guess February 13, 2005

T3

Not only the coolest guy ever, but the sexiest. T3 his nickname, but more commonly known as Tommy, He may be the coolest, but people always seem to treat him like a pack mule. And last of all, he gets no lovin.

T3 is the coolest guy ever.

by guess February 15, 2005