Fitty Fishy's definitions

colloween

A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.

Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.

by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019

Alcowall

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Karapy

A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.

My husband just cheated on me. Wanna sing Alanis at our next Karapy?

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.

The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Broherence

The logical unity of two bros who will goad each others' bad ideas without hesitation

Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.

You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Indadferent

When a father, step-father or dad is emotionally indifferent to his children or other family members. Phone conversations remain under 20 seconds and he finds any excuse to not be in the same room as others during social gatherings. He may claim he needs to wax his minivan or mow the lawn in the middle of family Barbeques. If face-to-face interaction is inevitable, he will chug half a Coors Lite and fall asleep halfway into your usual 7 word conversion.

Your mom: Let, me hand the phone to your dad...

You: mom, no...

Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022