Faster Redhead's definitions

Vajoma

When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.

Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.

by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead May 21, 2018

Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018

Bastafarian

Someone who supports the legal accomplishments of attorney Michael Avenatti in his quest to prove Trump’s corruption. Avenatti’s mantra is “basta,” which is Italian for enough, making his fans “bastafarians.”

The Bastafarians are encouraged by Michael Avenatti’s derailed and damning tweets.

by Faster Redhead June 6, 2018

Blinkini

When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away

On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.

by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 8, 2017

harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 7, 2017