False prophet Muhammad's definitions

Al-Zutt

Referring to the infamous night of the Al-Zutt with Muhammad (Qutham)

The Al-Zutt rode me all night long and now I'm sleepy and my behind hurts!

by False prophet Muhammad January 1, 2026

Learing

When you can't spell learning but you open a daycare anyways for learning.

"dude I'll catch you later, gotta go pick up my kid from the quality learing center in little Mogadishu"

by False prophet Muhammad January 2, 2026