Evan May's definitions

calvinism

The System of theology, defined by John Calvin, emphasizing the sovereignty of God over the free will of man, in which God undoubtedly and effectually saves His elect.

Calvinism alone is the gospel and nothing else.

by Evan May June 6, 2005

poser

A word that only posers use.

"That dude is a poser". :::looks at self and realizes that's me::::

by Evan May July 25, 2008

xylophone

The only word anyone knows that begins in 'x'.

"X is for...um...xylophone,..yeah that's it".

by Evan May June 6, 2005

get some

To go and get some ice cream.

"Hey, man, I want some ice cream"

"Well, den, get some!"

by Evan May June 7, 2005

:: ::

Used in AOL instant messaner to indicate action. (E.g. ::action::).

Person 1: I'm going to kill you

Person 2: ::hides::

by Evan May June 7, 2005

-o-

A mid-word contraction for "of a". Used to make bad situations seem more funny.

"Waste-o-time"

"Waste-o-nuke"

by Evan May June 7, 2005

'd

Suffix that can be tagged to any word, making it a verb. Often used by Strongbad in Teen Girl Squad.

360 half claf to boneless...'d.

That guy got totally possum'd.

His face was all like nose'd.

by Evan May June 7, 2005