Eric Hartman's definitions

spose

A subsitute for guess, half-heartedly giving a commitment

I spose I will go over to the Cheap Trick concert tonight.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

tearjerker

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Solitary Man

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Taco Bell

Michael Jackson's favorite fast food joint.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003