Eleven Tails's definitions

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

Soggy

A post-sex state of being filthy with the sweat and fluids of your partner(s), can also depend on their general hygiene and how often they have sex.

When your thirst has been completely quenched.

"Ugh, when that soggy thot whined at me at Coachella, I could smell the jizz in her hair."
"That was the nastiest orgy ever. I was so soggy afterward that I needed a chemical shower."
"If we're going to have sex again, turn on the AC. This summer heat made me way too soggy last night."

by Eleven Tails March 31, 2020

Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Oil-drilling

When someone diarrheas on a man's penis and he uses it at lubricant to fuck them, either anally or vaginally.

"I still can't believe you wanted to try Oil-drilling last night! What if you caught my flu?!"

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

Dissentophile

To be sexually aroused by controversy and arguments. A trait of internet users who spend a lot of time arguing and get off on the conflict. It can involve simply following controversial stories, then grow into prowling through the comments section. Their subset depends on the kind of content they post. A keyboard warrior will self-righteously give their own honest opinion, knowing that it will likely turn into an argument, and proudly die on their hill. An internet troll will say whatever they think will piss off the most people, even if that is not their view, though they are usually racist, sexist, and lacking empathy in real life.

Guy 1: "Last night, I saw this new article about abortion, and I couldn't resist. I dove right into those comments."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."

by Eleven Tails October 30, 2019