El Zacko's definitions

Illegitimate

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?

by El Zacko September 16, 2008

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

Anti-Crunk

Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.

"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."

"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Purple Drink

Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.

Ingredients for Purple Drink
Sugar
Water
Purple

"Fuck Sunny D, I want some of that purple drink."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Action Doll

A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.

"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"

"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

by El Zacko October 7, 2006