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A Prana Parasite is an individual, or group of individuals who are intent on draining you life force/Prana by way of consistent mental, emotional, and spiritual trauma...
by El Yogi November 15, 2023
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by El Yogi September 1, 2023
Get the World Bleeder mug.Someone who behaves like a mug while not being aware they have the symptoms, the condition can affect anyone on any given level of society.
Common symptoms, thinking you're right because you saw it on the TV, or saw it on your favourite social media platform, being an arsehole, staying quite when you should tell the truth, thinking the internet is the best source of information, allowing AI to dictate how you do things while your data is being harvested by people you have never met.
Common symptoms, thinking you're right because you saw it on the TV, or saw it on your favourite social media platform, being an arsehole, staying quite when you should tell the truth, thinking the internet is the best source of information, allowing AI to dictate how you do things while your data is being harvested by people you have never met.
Malcom in human resources is a muggoid because he thinks he knows people, the only person he knows is Jack Shit,
by El Yogi December 27, 2025
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Get the Transtupidism mug.When someone promotes an ideology that accuses others of hating, and then punishing them for it.
The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
by El Yogi January 2, 2026
Get the Shite Speech mug.The invisible chains forged from opinion, belief, and appearance — the mind prison created when language loads words with unexamined assumptions, turning them into fetters that bind thought, perception, and consent.
It is the state of being shackled by doxa (δόξα) — the false "reality" of collective opinion, contextual framing, and mandated narratives — rather than reaching episteme (true knowledge) or direct seeing.
Doxa (δόξα) = opinion, belief, appearance — the false "reality" most live in, mistaking shadows for truth (Plato's big theme).
Desmos (δεσμός) = bond, chain, fetter, prison — literal shackles, but metaphor for anything binding the mind/soul.
It is the state of being shackled by doxa (δόξα) — the false "reality" of collective opinion, contextual framing, and mandated narratives — rather than reaching episteme (true knowledge) or direct seeing.
Doxa (δόξα) = opinion, belief, appearance — the false "reality" most live in, mistaking shadows for truth (Plato's big theme).
Desmos (δεσμός) = bond, chain, fetter, prison — literal shackles, but metaphor for anything binding the mind/soul.
"Most people spend their lives in doxadesmos, chained by the opinions and loaded words handed down to them, never realising the bars are made of language itself."
by El Yogi January 7, 2026
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/noun/
A sudden, involuntary cognitive-dissonant reaction when someone is presented with a truth that directly contradicts their existing beliefs, identity, or worldview. The body and mind experience a brief, intense emotional overload — usually manifesting as a defensive outburst, scoffing, name-calling, denial, sarcasm, or physical discomfort (face-palm, eye-roll, sudden anger, nervous laughter, or literal “brain freeze”). It’s the ego’s emergency orgasm of stupidity: a short-circuiting pleasure-pain response designed to eject the uncomfortable truth before it can be processed.Classic SymptomsImmediate redirection (“That’s not what I meant!”)
Attack the messenger (“You’re just a troll / conspiracy nut / elitist”)
Emotional escalation (sudden rage or fake laughter to mask panic)
Doubling down (“Actually, that proves my point even more”)
Physical tells (flushed face, fidgeting, looking away)
/noun/
A sudden, involuntary cognitive-dissonant reaction when someone is presented with a truth that directly contradicts their existing beliefs, identity, or worldview. The body and mind experience a brief, intense emotional overload — usually manifesting as a defensive outburst, scoffing, name-calling, denial, sarcasm, or physical discomfort (face-palm, eye-roll, sudden anger, nervous laughter, or literal “brain freeze”). It’s the ego’s emergency orgasm of stupidity: a short-circuiting pleasure-pain response designed to eject the uncomfortable truth before it can be processed.Classic SymptomsImmediate redirection (“That’s not what I meant!”)
Attack the messenger (“You’re just a troll / conspiracy nut / elitist”)
Emotional escalation (sudden rage or fake laughter to mask panic)
Doubling down (“Actually, that proves my point even more”)
Physical tells (flushed face, fidgeting, looking away)
He had a full stupidgasm when I showed him the actual numbers — started yelling about fake news before I even finished the sentence.”
by El Yogi January 20, 2026
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