Ed's definitions

tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

by Ed July 23, 2003

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003

Kacked

vb intr. - messed up, broken, not functioning according to design
(vb. trans. - kack = break)

The sysadmin finally resigned himself to the fact that -- despite his best efforts -- the Linux server was kacked.

by Ed July 28, 2003

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003

c++

A mid-level programming language with enough versitility to allow a programmer to design a video game with fully sentient AI (Artificial Intelligence), insane graphics, and the ability to verbally communicate with non-player characters.

UGS Inc. used C++ along with 3dsMax6 to create Tale of Magi: Divided World.

by Ed November 6, 2003

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 9, 2003