ESSJAY's definitions

Amy Schumer

Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.

Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".

Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.

And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!

Mostly Sex Stuff is about Amy Schumer making jokes, well, about mostly sex!

by ESSJAY August 3, 2015

Master Cylinder

The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.

Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"

Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60

by ESSJAY July 14, 2019

Bath bomb

A ball of soap that fizzles in the bathtub. Girls seem to tend ot love it. Despite what some are saswying, not every guy hates it, or at least not every guy who LOVES using them and claims it is a hybrid driving, wierd gay homosexual person. But many guys do hate them - at leasst the manly guys -seem to, esp.for reasons mentioned by others, esp.when they see girls, their own or others posting on Snapchat or something like Instagram or Twitter about it..

Bath bombs smell nice.

by ESSJAY April 25, 2019

Linda Cardellini

A hot wholesome actress, known for LEGALLY BLONDE, SCOOBY DOO films, DADDY'S HOME films, FREAKS AND GEEKS, GREEN BOOK & THE FOUNDER among others, F&G being her breakthrough., In DADDY's HOME looks slightly like Jennifer Garner. In DADDY's HOME she played wife of Will Ferrell, one of the most funniest men currently on the planet.

Man, is that Linda Cardellini HOT!
In DADDY's HOME, she is the MILF I'd do in a New York minute.

by ESSJAY June 8, 2019

epitrochoid

a epicycloyd. a roulette traced by a point attached to a circle of radius r rolling around the outside of a fixed circle of radius R, where the point is at a distance d from the center of the exterior circle (from Google);or, in short: a roulette rolling with a R radius in a fixed outer circle, with the roulette itself being a "r" one, rolling freely inside a fixed last one. Like in a Mazdarotary engine

Mazda has a epitrochoid engine. You know it as a rotary engine

by ESSJAY June 1, 2020

Stephen Collins

In the "Stephen Collins Syndrome" definition, no one mentioned that it refers to the molestation alleged against Collins of SEVENTH HEAVEN, 1996-2004, alleged in 2001, since the 2005 definition of STEPHEN COLLINS SYNDROME seems to i ncriminate him, , and renewed in 2012. Like with Michael Jackson,Bill Cosby, and countless others, only Stephen. best known as Rev.Camden on SEVENTH HEAVEN. Not yet found guilty..though self-admitted.

Bill Cosby is truly guilty of molestation, Stephen Collins ain't.

by ESSJAY October 3, 2020

ct

camel toe the delightful sight of a girl's genitals through tight pants

In "Physical" music video, Olivia Newton-John has ct

My girlfriend is in leotards during high school cheerleading and she has ct

by ESSJAY September 5, 2017