Dude Grease's definitions

Fudge Packer

Fudge Packer fuhj pak-er

-noun
A person that is in charge of packaging the products that is made by a fudge factory

-noun
A person that is in charge of giving anal sex to either a female or bisexual or homosexual male. A person receiving the aforementioned would be considered a "fudge packee", again either by a dominatrix donning a strap on or a bisexual or homosexual male.

Selma: Hey Betty, what happens to the fudge after we are done making it?

Betty: Well, it goes right down there to the fudge packer.

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Damn, I really want some anal sex bad. I should post an ad on craigslist to see if there are any fudge packers available. I sure do love them fudge packers. Oh yeah, fudge packers are the bomb!

by Dude Grease April 24, 2009

Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

by Dude Grease October 3, 2006

sumbitch

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".

Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!

by Dude Grease October 5, 2006

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.

That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.

by Dude Grease October 7, 2006

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........

by Dude Grease March 23, 2007

caca ball

A turd, shit, or feces, that has a spherical shape to it. Rabbits, deer and sometimes humans will have caca balls.

A phrase that my girlfriend has because she is too much of a lady to swear.

Hey man, look at all that shit!
Yep, that's what you call a caca ball.

My GF: You are such a caca ball!
Me: WTF is a caca ball?

by Dude Grease April 15, 2007

blow chunks

To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.

Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!

SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.

I know dude, I just did!

by Dude Grease October 28, 2006