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A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
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Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
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by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004
Get the Dingle Berry mug.The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".
"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!
by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004
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After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by Doc Johnson December 9, 2004
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