Dispatch Kick Ass's definitions

loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004

close to home

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Dispatch

The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

snoopy groupie

A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.

A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.

See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.

Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Ramjaw

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.

Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.

I was going to fuck this contortionist last night, but she wanted a ramjaw.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Sensitive

A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.

See also: poetry

Josh became a sensitive guy for Andrea, so Luke and I beat him to shit.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004