Definitely a human!'s definitions

Karen

Anti-Vaxer and Peta supporter.

Karen took the kids!

by Definitely a human! April 13, 2020

Help

Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary

Help! I need somebody!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

who’d’ve

a contraction that nobody acknowledges the existence of.

it means “who would have”.

who’d’ve thought!

by Definitely a human! December 31, 2022

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Kindess

How Nintendo spells kindness

“Such kindess will surely find it’s way back to you”

by Definitely a human! January 3, 2021

Ranboo

The beloved enderman/genderman. He is a minecraft streamer on twitch and is known for being on the dream smp. He is incredibly supportive of the lgbtq+ community

P1: *wearing Ranboo merch*
Ranboo: *starts sliding over on heelys at full speed*
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

by Definitely a human! June 13, 2021