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Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Denmark

Um

Denmark Um?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Love

IS A LIE

IM SORRY IM JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RN.

(love)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you've done messed up A A ron

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ would you like to define it?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

spicy chick

well when deciding if you should do anal a man wants to whoa a lady. He will usually say something like "You want to get down spicy chick?" this was popular back in the early 1950

Hey you ready ready yet spicy chick?

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Dack

Type you dumb ass

"You can go suck on this dack... Oh wait."

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017