David G's definitions

monkey bite

To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.

Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.

by David G December 2, 2003

Camel Clutch

A Monkey Bite (look it up) performed on a female.

Man, she must really like that guy, b/c he just gave her a wicked camel clutch and she simply laughed. That, or she is laughing at the monkey bite that he received before he gave her the camel clutch.

by David G December 2, 2003

dowak

A word that can mean any thing. yes ANYTHING DIP SHITS

You'r such a dowak. DOWAKKKK FUCKING DOWAK

by David G August 1, 2004

muzynek bambo

The word describing a blackman in a racist term meaning all black people look like monkeys.

The "muzynek bambo" is now pronounced guilty.

by David G March 26, 2005