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liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

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Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

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vagmoke

Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.

Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

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