D Flawless's definitions

Asianginity

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.

I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Proof 70

The highest state of perfection a US proof coin can be in.

I just got a new twenty dollar gold coin graded Proof 70 by PCGS

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!

I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!

I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

Low Self-Esteem

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.

Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy

by D Flawless November 11, 2019