Crusty Blumpkin's definitions

Naggradactyl

A female who refuses to stop nagging another person.

Karen: "Why didn't you put a trash bag back in the trash can? I've told you 1,000 times that once you take the trash out, you PUT ANOTHER BAG IN IT!"
Respectable Man: "Oh my god, here you go again...just being a naggradactyl."

by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Grease Crease

Synonym for "Butt Crack."

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Slum Dump

The fecal mass that escapes your rectum after spending the night with your poor black friend and eating half a brick of government cheese.

Oh god. I stayed at Tyrone's last night and my stomach is FUCKED UP. Finna go splat a slum dump.

by Crusty Blumpkin February 9, 2024