Corey Daul's definitions

Sink Sock

The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.

Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.

by Corey Daul August 20, 2021

Cheesebagger

A person who is chronically lame, soft, or otherwise unable to hang when the moment calls for it; One who dodges responsibility, disappears when the bill comes due, or mysteriously forgets debts - financial, social, or moral.

PD didn’t even hesitate, looked right at Daul at the Compound and said, ‘You gonna square up or keep acting like a cheesebagger?’ The room went silent. Debts remained unpaid.

by Corey Daul December 24, 2025

Trail of Tears

A local phrase referring not to the forced displacement of roughly 60,000 Native Americans from between 1830 and 1850, but instead to the predictable emotional fallout when bartenders at Willie Beamons realize they’ve once again fallen for Logan. Often marked by misty eyes, heavy pours, and coworkers saying “don’t do it” far too late.

Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.

by Corey Daul December 26, 2025

TouchTunes Battle

A modern-day Wild West shootout fought not with pistols, but with song credits and aggressively specific song lyrics.

Two participants, Maddie and Emma, engage in a TouchTunes battle by selecting increasingly pointed tracks, each believing the lyrics are a direct hit on the other. Bystanders pretend not to notice, as the jukebox blares emotional warnings, breakup anthems, and “this is about you” choruses until one combatant runs out of money or dignity.

by Corey Daul January 11, 2026

Volunpaid

When someone does something under the guise of charity with the full intention of receiving monetary compensation for their time.

I spend my Saturday morning at the shelter getting volunpaid.

by Corey Daul March 15, 2023

Strong tit

A phrase meaning impressive, outstanding, and undeniably crushing it. If you're a strong tit, you're the one everyone wants on their team—the opposite of weak sauce, bringing power and swagger to every situation.

Ever since Matt W. got promoted to sales manager, he has been a bonified whip it out and slap it on the table strong tit.

by Corey Daul August 10, 2024

Ain't Lying on my Ric

A popular podcast hosted by Ricardo "Rasta" Robinson.

Listened to Ain't Lying on My Ric last weekend and Rasta was on his game.

by Corey Daul February 10, 2024