Confuction's definitions

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

by Confuction November 30, 2020

Chaggot

Derogatory : Child Molester / Pedofile / Predator.

R. Kelly is such a chaggot, I hope he rots in jail!!

by Confuction December 6, 2020

Banged-out

Colloquial term for getting beat up or knocked out.

Timmy keeps talking trash about Scotty-B, he's asking the get himself banged-out in a hurry.
SCOTTY: " I'should go bang that idiot out."

by Confuction December 16, 2020

ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..

We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.

by Confuction December 16, 2020