ComputerWorld's definitions

Kronocide

This is the correct term for the act of "killing time".

Jim decided to Kronocide by playing his favorite game, Space Invaders. Jim then looked at the time and realized that he spent too much time doing Kronocide and should probably now catch up on finishing his homework, just like me!

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.

Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

iStone nostalgiacore

The act of being very nostalgic for the iStone, one of the most innovative devices for the caveman.

"Yeah man, I remember back when I listened to that mammoth song on my iStone. So nostalgic. This is some good ol iStone nostalgiacore."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

Who is the farting boy?

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.

"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

The Ultimate Response

When you make a response that is so ultimate that it is The Ultimate Response.

"Ha ha! Take that fellow netizen! I just double comboed you with my epic super ultimate response! I call it, The Ultimate Response!"

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

Fridgekidfridge

A small travel fridge that is inside of a child who is inside of a fridge.

"When I accidentally triggered an avalanche in the junkyard, a fridge fell down, opening revealing the mummified remains of a kid. And then the kid opened, revealing the mummified remains of a small travel fridge. It was a fridgekidfridge."

"Oooh, spooky.".

by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024