Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

hoomagotcher

a word used to refer to a miscelaneous object.

Go get me the hoomagotcher over there.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

popos

slang term for police.

Hide the pot! the Popos are coming!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

aircraft carriers

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.

Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

make like a banana

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

little tykes

synanym for testicles; possibly a euphemism for such.

Mike: Are you naked under there?
Keith: Why don't you ask my little tykes?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006