Collin Miller's definitions

my pants are on fire

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

by Collin Miller July 20, 2003

sawa

A very lazy pronunciation of sawer.

Slang for one who saws.

Sarah wanted to be a sawa, but then someone told the bitch that sawa-in' had little to do seeing stuff.

lord shes stupid

by collin miller October 19, 2003

whelephant

not a fucking word. its as if some tard was trying to use their mommys computer.

DAMMIT SARAH! get off'a mommys porn box!

by collin miller October 19, 2003

omnipimpin

fuck woman. learn how to make pronunciations

om-k-nee-p--what the fuck is that bitch talking about

by collin miller October 19, 2003

rented

Not to the extreme that is being owned.

person a: dude. this sucks.
person b: so do you. RENTED!

by collin miller September 12, 2003

bife

A boy wife. Its a gay thing.
not that there's anything wrong with that.

i've gotta call the bife. he'll be wondering where I am.

by Collin Miller October 6, 2003

wan

sort of like a pan.

but not

dude a: dude! you better not be cooking this in a wan!

dude b: why not! a wan is like a pan

dude a:... but not.

there is a frank exchange of opionion(a gunfight) and dude a dies

by collin miller October 8, 2003