Col. Dr.'s definitions

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

qiotch

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Tractor

(TRAK-tor) Used with trash to create tractor trash. Describes white trash from predominantly farming communities.

1. Billy Bob and Bobby sue are such tractor trash.

2. Billy Bob and Bobby Sue are so tractor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Phlish

Urban form of flish.

1. The MP3 player you got at your bar mitzvah is flish.

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2. Dat is so phlish.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006