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A phone company that nobody seems to know whether it's really good or really bad because everyone is on crack.
Guy 1: Cingular sucks! It's screwing up my life!
Guy 2: I love Cingular! I masturbate to it every day!
Guy 2: I love Cingular! I masturbate to it every day!
by Cheez Wizz July 21, 2008
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