Cheeto Dust's definitions

Scizor

1. When two females rub vaginas together, with their legs crossing each other's.

2. A kickass pokemon that evolves from Syther.

Scizor me timbers!!

by Cheeto Dust September 3, 2010

Cornhole

1. Another word for the asshole or anus.

2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.

Come'eer and let me jam this thick cob o' corn up yer stubborn cornhole, darling.

by Cheeto Dust December 22, 2015

shithead

A term for someone who committed a very stupid act or for someone who is just always an idiot. Someone who is so stupid, you question if their brains are made of shit.

1. Only a true shithead would light himself on fire while naked looking for publicity on YouTube.
2. He gone and blew his lips off sucking them through that soda bottle... what a shithead!!

by Cheeto Dust December 22, 2015

TMZ

The epitome of trash television. A show where a group of people sit around in a circle jerk babbling about what Brad Pitt bought from Starbucks the other day. It's done in such an obnoxious fashion and you wonder how it's still on air. Basically televised paparazzi shit, but with load people! The narrator sounds like he's been doing crack because he over exaggerates words and his voice makes him sound like a clown. Watching TMZ is a good way to simulate a lobotomy.

"Tonight on TMZAAYYYYYY... Brad Pit gets an AMERICANO and has a cowlick in his hair! WHOAHAOHAOA! What are we ever going to do!?!?"

by Cheeto Dust May 7, 2018

Live Love Laugh

The kind of quote you see printed on cute frames, welcome mats, wall decals, and booty shorts.

Part of the "Innocent but actually dirty ho" starter pack, along with puppy Snapchat filter, choker, uggs, boob straps, and daddy issues. Rarity: common.

Ashley has a "Live Love Laugh" frame fitted on her bedroom wall. I'm sure many dudes got a kick out of that while railing her asshole.

by Cheeto Dust March 6, 2018

Polybius

A mythical arcade video game said to be made by the government for mind control and manipulation. Depending on the source, it was either a 2-D Space Shooter or puzzle game.

My girl went batshit after playing Polybius and opened her ass for all the arcade to see...

by Cheeto Dust July 3, 2016

Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017