Chase Cheffe's definitions

Mountain Dick

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense

"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

groin hopper

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

Skezz

A penis which, when erect, tends to curve downward in the opposite manner of a captain hook.

Jenn was disgusted when she witnessed Andrew becoming hard while his penis curved down, forming a skezz.

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

coyne

a penis with an abnormally long and tall glans.

Kevin's glans was almost as long as his shaft because he had a coyne.

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

pake

1. Noun: Ejaculatory fluid (cum).
2. Verb: To ejaculate.

1. After intercourse, there was pake all over the back seat.
2. Richard paked all over Emily's skirt.

by Chase Cheffe August 14, 2007

Fistian

(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.

Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.

by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007