Charlie Murphy's definitions

Normfest

The definate party to go each summer before you head back to education or work.

Chris - "Awww man after those parties i don't think i can go on anymore"

Simon - "WOAH what about Normys?"

Chris - "OH HELL YEAH, i didn't mean that one, of course i'm goin NORMYS"

Simon - "ROCK ON CHRIS, WE ROLL UP AND THEN HEAD DOWN!"

by Charlie Murphy September 2, 2004

fif

Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.

In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"

Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'
James: "fif"

Example 2: "I plead the fif!"

Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"

by Charlie Murphy June 10, 2004

Michael J Fox

Short man that looks like my little brother except my little brother is 2 foot taller than him

he's short and carrys a ladder

by Charlie Murphy February 7, 2006

nurgra

Another term for a black man. Used by white people who are attempting to be black, ghetto, or hip.

"What's up my nurgra?!"

by Charlie Murphy October 13, 2004

Wassel

(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.

Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.

by Charlie Murphy February 25, 2004

Negrodamus

Black version of Nostradamus (a character on "Chappelle's Show"

Nostradamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady?

White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X

by Charlie Murphy March 10, 2004

plumpfuck

An annoying little fat person who you want to beat up.

"Shut up you damn plumpfuck."

by Charlie Murphy March 10, 2004