Captain Nimbus's definitions

Co-givers

Two or more people who attach their name to one gift to save money.

We could each only afford to spend $20 on a birthday present, so we became co-givers to get one good gift instead of two crappy ones.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Co-give

To split the cost of a gift between two or more people.

I only have $10 to spend on a birthday present; I'd better join up with my friend so we can co-give something a little better.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Fareakin

Beyond freakin, just below fuckin.

You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

snession

sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.

My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Rhetortion

Rhetorical + Contortion--verbal gymnastics (twists, leaps, side-steps, etc.) used to validate one's own position, either justifying a poorly founded/unfounded belief or defending an unpopular position; carefully crafted language meant to state a controversial stance without being rejected by one's peer group

The anti-gay congressman/priest had to do some fancy rhetortions to explain why he was caught having sex with another man.

by Captain Nimbus January 23, 2013