CABAGE No2's definitions

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

George Washingmachine

The real name of the first president of the USA.

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."

by CABAGE No2 February 14, 2023

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

💦

It FUKING means rain, so SHUT UP!

It!s raining. 💦☔️

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

What

What in tar nation

Jeff “The nation of Tar has a city called What”
Jamal “What in Tar nation?”

by CABAGE No2 April 29, 2022

😑

😐 for Asian people (and I am Asian)

😑

by CABAGE No2 April 29, 2022

Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022