Buttpucker 's definitions

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Ploozer

Someone who is both a poser and a loser.

That dude is a ploozer.

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Blue clit

When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.

You had to ruin the mood again and give me blue clit!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

drotchfroth

An overwhelming stench in the crotch area.

Whew! I didn’t realize I had such terrible drotchfroth until I squatted down to tie my shoe!

by Buttpucker September 29, 2019

pugescent

When something makes you want to super-puke or double-puke.

Fish that eat toe jam off your feet when you get a pedicure is completely pugescent!

by Buttpucker January 24, 2018