Brett Barnes's definitions

cinderella-ed

Getting stuck with the shit jobs that the more important people around you are unwilling to do.

Dude, what are you doing with that mop and what is that smell?

I just totally got cinderella-ed.

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

power mist

The ethereally foggy place where the wealthy and powerful reside; usually not associated with reality.

"Dude, I heard you got layed off."

"Yeah, the CEO spent too much on his golden Herman Miller chair; they had to lay off 20% of the staff. It must be nice to live in the Power Mist"

by Brett Barnes May 14, 2006