Brando 's definitions

lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

by Brando January 22, 2006

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003

Andrew

A guy that got his girl stolen by a guy named nigga jeffery

Andrew a bitch

by Brando November 30, 2017

Andrew

A slick that got his thick brushed eyebrow of gf stolen by a nigga named Jeffery

Andrew has no testicles.

by Brando November 30, 2017

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

stinky sam

In which the man or woman sticks his or her nose in his or hers asshole and sniffs as hard as they can.

"Dude last time I tried a stinks sam i passed out."

by Brando August 29, 2004