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lesbocious

1.(adj.vb. adv.)Having very Dykey qualities or the state of being Lesbian like; lesbian like qualities, either Lipstick Saddist or Big Butch Bull-Daggerish in features and actions. Having lesbian like desires or desiring other women.
"Your mom looks rather Lesbocious all clad in flannel and birkenstocks with that Paige Boy Haircut."

"Tina has been fixating on her Lesbocious thoughts and quckly relieved herself by a 10 minute multiple orgasmed finger-bang in the restroom stall at work."

"Sister Martin looks like she had a hard Lesbocious past before entering the nunnary."
by Blu Finger April 4, 2008
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Goth Ball

(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!
Its a bird, it's a plane, It's a Goth Ball. Watch out, she'll eat you alive!

That Goth Ball in fish-nets looks like she can hardly breath; she looks like vacuum-packed brisket in that corsette and her legs look like netted hams hanging from a deli shoppe.

That Goth Ball and Goth Klub make the perfect 10!
by Blu Finger April 4, 2008
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Porkgina

Vaginas on fat or obese girls/women.
Rosie O'Donells PORKGINA reeks to high hell.

Star Jones maybe skinny now she'll always have a PORKGINA!
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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chunkroid

Your fat fucking sister is such a chunkroid!

If you don't shut up, I'll tell every one you slept with that chunkroid, Charlie!
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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TranSister

Not yo mamma's radio, that's for sure. Gender Reassingment that one's male sibling under goes, later to become a sister.
My brother is now a TranSister.

I totally dig your transister's size 13 pumps.

Has your transister had the full operation yet to form her cow pasture pussy?
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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cow pasture pussy

The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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drawstring pussy

A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.

It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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