Battyguy's definitions

Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Sick Chicken

To be picked on or bullied by others. To feel down or depressed or to be taunted by people.

The teacher said to the students..."There is a sick chicken amongst you , and all the other chickens are pecking at him".

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Get your coat

To want to leave with urgency. To leave a social function in a huff or in anger

After being insulted by uncle Ted, mom stormed out of the room, saying Bob, get your coat we're leaving

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Cornelius

A bald spot on ones head. A circular spot at the back of the head missing hair. From the Roman leader Cornelius.

Oh, look at Paul’s Cornelius. He should put a hat on or he’ll get burned

by Battyguy July 13, 2018