BatteryMaster's definitions

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Plug Nut

The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.

I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.

by BatteryMaster January 4, 2017

Bitcoining

The act of farting in such large quantities that it eventually renders the air around you unbreathable, similar to the carbon emissions caused by excessive Bitcoin mining.

My wife pulled the sheets over my head and started bitcoining me. It was absolutely foul.

by BatteryMaster October 12, 2021

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

Coise

The New Yorker slang word for "curse". The term can be used to describe both profanity and evil hexes.

"Don't do it, Jakey! You will fall victim to da Witch's coise!"
"My favorite coise woids are 'fuck' and 'faggot'."

by BatteryMaster September 28, 2018

Swat

To have released sweat into or onto something, particularly an article of clothing.

I must apologize, for I have borrowed your gym clothes and swat upon them without your consent.

by BatteryMaster January 21, 2021

Gaslightmare

A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.

A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2022