Bad C dev's definitions
A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the All American Shit mug.God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the emoite mug.Mary Magdalene is a total godwhore
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the Godwhore mug.She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the Photophilia mug.* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Get the 4999 mug.After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Get the Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mug.A fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen.1 It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδοτεμαχοσελαχογαλεοκρανιολειψανοδριμυποτριμματοσιλφιοκαραβομελιτοκατακεχυμενοκιχλεπικοσσυφοφαττοπεριστεραλεκτρυονοπτοκεφαλλιοκιγκλοπελειολαγῳοσιραιοβαφητραγανοπτερύγων. In one dictionary, it is defined as a "name of a dish compounded of all kinds of dainties, fish, flesh, fowl, and sauces."
The Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon I had tonight was almost as delicious as the sex I had afterwards.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Get the Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon mug.