B-RizZlE's definitions

the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

Highest roller

Noun. Slang. A gambling stoner.

Hey you see him over there? Yeah why? He’s the highest roller here! Wym? He’s doing good on his gambling? Yeah but he’s also stoned out of his mind!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

T/b

Noun. Slang. Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

Hey you’re a T/b ! What’s a T/b? Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

Vagitarius

Slang. Noun. It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much

Director: what’s your favorite sign? Vagitarius!

Director: wym? Porn star: It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much! Director: nice bro!

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

Piggy bank

Noun. It’s how cops save their money. The pig part being the cop.

How do cops save their money? They use a piggy bank. The pig part being the cop.

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019